Daytime television is really f*cking fantastic sometimes.
This morning, like many other workless mornings, I was couching it up while I waited for my brain to wake up & function. I had been watching Kathy Lee & Hoda, when all of a sudden I found myself in a Bowels 101 Course.
Supposedly, if you only poop every 3 days you could have 13.5 LBS. of shit just chillin’ inside you.
Anyone looking to loose a few pounds? Why deprive yourself on some diet when you can simply just shit it out! It doesn’t get much easier than that!
Needless to say, Colon Flow is the most ridiculous commercial I’ve ever seen. It really made my morning complete.