A McDonald’s Golden Moment
Me: Can I have a medium iced latte with skim milk please?
Cashier: Do you want sugar in it?
Me: Is it sweetened already?
Cashier: Well if you put sugar in it it’ll be sweet.
This is how my morning started, shortly after leaving work and venturing out for a cup-o-joe. I decided to switch up my routine by getting Newman’s Own instead of Dunkin Donuts.
No sooner did she finish her sentenced, I was laughing into the speaker. And I’m not even sure what I was laughing at more: how genuinely she elaborated upon the simple fact that sugar makes coffee sweeter;, or that she thought I was dumb enough NOT to know that.
Sugar…in Coffee? Makes it sweeter?!
No Shit Sherlock.
I know I hadn’t had my coffee yet, but come on! At least give me some credit! Hahaha.